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November 8th, 2009

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I woke up at 8a.m from the worst sleep. I dropped the book I was reading on my back on my face (Damn it, de Kooning collected works!) and then in the middle of the night, I must have got my foot tangled around my lamp wire, as the lamp, Marlowe's Complete Plays and Assassin's Apprentice fell onto me. Marlowe hit my right in the neck, I can't even begin to tell you how much it hurt! 

It's now pretty hard to think of vampires as being all romantic when I think about how much it hurt, the corner of a book slamming into my neck, let alone the crushing power of a set of supernatural jaws.

November 7th, 2009

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Do you want to know what the highlight of October was? I bought a really expensive mouthwash and it's worked crazy well.
  •  American Klee Kai! They are ADORABLE AND SMALL AND EFSAHKJGFSDHJGFDSHJBGFSDHJB
  • It is worth the wait to get one of these hats, they are really, really comfortable, and the colours are NOT as bright as in the picture - they are in reality a much more toned down earthy momma' Jayne colour. I waited FOREVER to get mine, but when I did I'd forgotten about it so it was a fabulous surprise! Added bonus is that it didn't get shipped with the corpse of my warbuddy. 
  • Flatmate R. has been causing TROUBLES, y'all. I wouldn't mind her near constant crazy if she didn't keep thrusting it on us.
  • I'm behind in one class, ahead in another? I wish it evened out but life doesn't work like that
  • PRETTY SURE I HAVE A CRUSH ON A TEACHER. HE IS 50, ALSO ADORABLE.
  • I also have a crush on Stephin Merrit, pretty hard. It's better because Stephin Merrit doesn't walk into a room I'm drawing in, say something nice about my work then leave me biting my hand from trying to not say something dumb.
  • I miss my home, I miss my dog, I miss having a room that retains heat.

November 5th, 2009

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AND GIRLS WITH ROUND HAIR LIKE STAR WARS FLOAT ABOVE THE FLOOR

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Happy you-were-walking-home-from-a-bonfire-and-you-got-shot-in-the-face-by-some-punk-kid, now-you're-scarred-for-life, day! Hope everyone's remembering that one time we foiled a dude from blowing up our king or something!

(But seriously, everyone keep safe! Last year in my village a kid did actually fire a firework at me, though luckily it missed by about a half metre and I was wearing a thick winter coat, and I've heard 7 (SEVEN!) ambulances go by in the past 2 hours)

November 4th, 2009

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Making a website is a lot harder then it was in the old geocities and tripod days when I could just slap things togethor in frontpage. MySQL databse connection details, installing things? What? I'm trying to use wordpress and Dreamhost on the understanding that they are 'easier'.

Pfffffffffffff.

October 28th, 2009

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Crazy slugs and their crazy beutiful genitals.

October 27th, 2009

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RIP GEOCITIES

what the children of tomorrow will do without crappy MS paint galleries about their favourite Dragonball Z character or FF VII I don't know :(

October 25th, 2009

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Pretty much how I've been feeling the past year. So I'm not wearing stupid shit anymore, I'm happier, I'm thinking more, and it doesn't feel like a marathon to get up in the morning.

October 20th, 2009

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Erika Moen's husband, Matthew Nolan, graduated from Teesside the other year! I probably saw his shit in Animex!

What are the odds.

October 19th, 2009

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i rollerskated for 3 hours with liz and tim without pads and how do i get a black nail?

slamming my little finger in a door on the way BACK.

October 17th, 2009

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I'm on dailybooth now. Now YOU can view how every day my hair has been looking more and more like tenticles.

October 3rd, 2009

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Apprently they've found a chemical that stops ice crystals forming in the brain! Finally, I can put my head in a jar knowing that one day I'll-

"The nature of the injury caused by cryoprotectant exposure is currently unknown. We are hopeful that it is a relatively minor injury given that our solution compositions and exposure times are not radically different from the compositions and exposures known to permit complete functional recovery of kidneys in published research."

wait

they-

they hope?

Damn it, Alcor!

September 28th, 2009

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Still no internet :'(

The Sherlock Holmes books are one of the best things ever written. Watson is adorable and only a little bumbling! Not as much as he is in those Basil Rathbone films, that's for true.

September 11th, 2009

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Thank you for signing this petition. The Prime Minister has written a
response. Please read below.

Letter from Downing Street, all grammer mistakes are mine. )

So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely
thanks to Alan's work I am very proud to say: we're sorry, you deserved
so much better.


Gordon Brown

If you would like to help preserve Alan Turing's memory for future
generations, please donate here: http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/

Petition information - http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/turing/

September 9th, 2009

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Dr. George McGavin is AMAZING



all right, carry on.

July 21st, 2009

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I AM BACK FROM RUSSIA pictures to follow. I AM REALLY TIRED AND ALL OF MY CLOTHES SMELL LIKE RUSSIA.

I also had £67 in my UNIVERSITY CHANGE POTS, all in 1ps-20ps. IT IS GOING TO BE USED TO BUY INLINE SKATES AND SHERLOCK HOLMES BOOKS.

July 16th, 2009

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Does anyone want any Russian tat? If you want something but don't know want, just leave your address and I'll just grab you something inoffensive and Russian that's 200r or under, but if you want vodka or a matrioska doll or some MAGICAL SOVIET BADGES you may specify.

I may not get back to you before I come home in a week or so, BUT I WILL TRY MY DARNDEST.

ETA: LOL ok I will screen all comments. Priestly Stevens don't bother with your address obviously.

July 11th, 2009

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Russia is amazing, so far at least. The police carry AK's and it's funny to watch how people still argue with them and whatnot, they're a little full of themselves. The weather is intense! Proper hot, hit 28 degree's today at 6p,m

That's another thing, the sun. Because the sun sets at 1a.m and rises at 3a.m, what we'd consider midday hottest, in St. Petersburg it's about 7 in the evening when the sun is hottest. It makes you push yourself to walk and stay out longer, and you come home absolutely knackered.

Vodka is way cheaper then I ever though it'd be. Whiskey is 3 times the price it is at home. Bought some hobo vodka to try, I imagine it'll strip my teeth.

Had a really funny conversation with a woman whose going to university in Moscow next September, the impression they have of England is that we're really unclean, lol!

"We had Banya's and showers and cleanliness for hundreds of years, did you not have baths of water until a year years back?" I GUESS, OLGA. I GUESS.

July 8th, 2009

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GONE TO RUSSIA, BRB
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