KNEE JERK FRENZY

I woke up at 8a.m from the worst sleep. I dropped the book I was reading on my back on my face (Damn it, de Kooning collected works!) and then in the middle of the night, I must have got my foot tangled around my lamp wire, as the lamp, Marlowe's Complete Plays and Assassin's Apprentice fell onto me. Marlowe hit my right in the neck, I can't even begin to tell you how much it hurt! 

It's now pretty hard to think of vampires as being all romantic when I think about how much it hurt, the corner of a book slamming into my neck, let alone the crushing power of a set of supernatural jaws.

Do you want to know what the highlight of October was? I bought a really expensive mouthwash and it's worked crazy well.

Happy you-were-walking-home-from-a-bonfire-and-you-got-shot-in-the-face-by-some-punk-kid, now-you're-scarred-for-life, day! Hope everyone's remembering that one time we foiled a dude from blowing up our king or something!

(But seriously, everyone keep safe! Last year in my village a kid did actually fire a firework at me, though luckily it missed by about a half metre and I was wearing a thick winter coat, and I've heard 7 (SEVEN!) ambulances go by in the past 2 hours)

Making a website is a lot harder then it was in the old geocities and tripod days when I could just slap things togethor in frontpage. MySQL databse connection details, installing things? What? I'm trying to use wordpress and Dreamhost on the understanding that they are 'easier'.

Pfffffffffffff.

Crazy slugs and their crazy beutiful genitals.

RIP GEOCITIES

what the children of tomorrow will do without crappy MS paint galleries about their favourite Dragonball Z character or FF VII I don't know :(

Pretty much how I've been feeling the past year. So I'm not wearing stupid shit anymore, I'm happier, I'm thinking more, and it doesn't feel like a marathon to get up in the morning.

Erika Moen's husband, Matthew Nolan, graduated from Teesside the other year! I probably saw his shit in Animex!

What are the odds.

i rollerskated for 3 hours with liz and tim without pads and how do i get a black nail?

slamming my little finger in a door on the way BACK.

I'm on dailybooth now. Now YOU can view how every day my hair has been looking more and more like tenticles.

Apprently they've found a chemical that stops ice crystals forming in the brain! Finally, I can put my head in a jar knowing that one day I'll-

"The nature of the injury caused by cryoprotectant exposure is currently unknown. We are hopeful that it is a relatively minor injury given that our solution compositions and exposure times are not radically different from the compositions and exposures known to permit complete functional recovery of kidneys in published research."

wait

they-

they hope?

Damn it, Alcor!

Still no internet :'(

The Sherlock Holmes books are one of the best things ever written. Watson is adorable and only a little bumbling! Not as much as he is in those Basil Rathbone films, that's for true.

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( Letter from Downing Street, all grammer mistakes are mine. )

So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely
thanks to Alan's work I am very proud to say: we're sorry, you deserved
so much better.

Gordon Brown

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Dr. George McGavin is AMAZING



all right, carry on.

I AM BACK FROM RUSSIA pictures to follow. I AM REALLY TIRED AND ALL OF MY CLOTHES SMELL LIKE RUSSIA.

I also had £67 in my UNIVERSITY CHANGE POTS, all in 1ps-20ps. IT IS GOING TO BE USED TO BUY INLINE SKATES AND SHERLOCK HOLMES BOOKS.

Does anyone want any Russian tat? If you want something but don't know want, just leave your address and I'll just grab you something inoffensive and Russian that's 200r or under, but if you want vodka or a matrioska doll or some MAGICAL SOVIET BADGES you may specify.

I may not get back to you before I come home in a week or so, BUT I WILL TRY MY DARNDEST.

ETA: LOL ok I will screen all comments. Priestly Stevens don't bother with your address obviously.

Russia is amazing, so far at least. The police carry AK's and it's funny to watch how people still argue with them and whatnot, they're a little full of themselves. The weather is intense! Proper hot, hit 28 degree's today at 6p,m

That's another thing, the sun. Because the sun sets at 1a.m and rises at 3a.m, what we'd consider midday hottest, in St. Petersburg it's about 7 in the evening when the sun is hottest. It makes you push yourself to walk and stay out longer, and you come home absolutely knackered.

Vodka is way cheaper then I ever though it'd be. Whiskey is 3 times the price it is at home. Bought some hobo vodka to try, I imagine it'll strip my teeth.

Had a really funny conversation with a woman whose going to university in Moscow next September, the impression they have of England is that we're really unclean, lol!

"We had Banya's and showers and cleanliness for hundreds of years, did you not have baths of water until a year years back?" I GUESS, OLGA. I GUESS.